Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Randomize
