happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The power of my boobs compel you
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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