I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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