someone threw a dead crab at me
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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