i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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