where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
wakey wakey hands off snakey
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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