You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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