Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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