and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
oh god was she eating orange peels again
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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