is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
How external is "for external use only"?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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