just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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