ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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