i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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