in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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