You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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