so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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