If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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