i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
