i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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