It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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