I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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