Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
You don't make any sense
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