I hate all girls vehemently.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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