This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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