how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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