do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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