she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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