I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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