Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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