I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I think pants incapable of making pants work