You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
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Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night