I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going