dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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