It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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