It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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