Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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