did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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