was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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