I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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