so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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