Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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