No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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