I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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