Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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