brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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