i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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