pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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