Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Randomize
