My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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