dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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