I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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