the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
