Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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