love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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