No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just had sex on a roof
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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