I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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