ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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