check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I know her cup size but not her name....
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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